And I got the sense that they were thrilled at the arrival of Pearl, and the chance to “shake things up” — a phrase they would use often later on, when fans began to ask them what the hell was going on. Admittedly, the ice cream one is a bit dull, but I found the train ones in the old shorts videos duller, so it's still worth it to me. Eventually Mr. Hyde will revert to Dr. Jeckel. No, you’re just missing the fact that nobody likes you, and even those who agree with one or two of your points agree that you’re an insufferable jackass who should just fade away and stop irritating us. 701T - Night of the Blood Beast (Turkey Day) Hey, like YOU could tell Pearl Forrester apart from Abby Yates in a police lineup…Want to put up comparative photos and try? Dictator for life Richard Dawson: During a host segment in episode 203- JUNGLE GODDESS, Joel was introducing the ‘bots at the end of a sketch in the same manner Jackie Gleason used to use at the end of his TV show: bringing out each cast member to take a bow. Put simply, they liked to see Dr. F. evil and in charge. (Which turned even worse when Kevin thought Bobo would be hilarious as a buffoonish self-humiliating punching bag for “idiot” gags in the SyFy Pearl Forrester segs, while Pearl slow-burned at having to be stuck with idiot partners who didn’t really do anything.) Admittedly, the ice cream one is a bit dull, but I found the train ones in the old shorts videos duller, so it's still worth it to me. Periodic reminder: we can just ignore him. • Mike is hilarious as a smitten Jack Perkins, prepared to “change teams” if necessary to the enjoy the pleasures of Mr. B Natural, and Bridget is equally funny as a guy who isn’t really into what Jack has in mind. In the earlier episodes he was more serious, stern, and generally more evil, while in later episodes he became sillier, grew increasingly timid and insecure well before Pearl’s arrival, and less constantly evil. Directed by Gower Champion. Also the bots changed over time too, early on they were pretty childlike and Gypsy barely could talk. "Chief Angel" Russell Hicks had been in almost 300 films since 1915, and had a memorable role in W.C. Fields' "The Bank Dick". 2. • Ah, the trombone recital. • Cast and crew round up. Stinger: The doctor says, âWounded animal that large isnât good.â. In the TV series, the line was usually spoken by Charles Nelson Reilly, whose character in the show, like the angel in the short, was a bespectacled and somewhat effete. Shown with Short: 701S-Once Upon A Honeymoon. 4: The Kitten With The Whip arrives. Segment One: Host segment 3: Crow claims he’s pregnant with shrimp babies One Beth McKeever first appears in the credits in that role for the Turkey Day episode, along with a Wilson Webb. 7: Pearl arrives. They got the job done and there were some genuine laughs. A test pilot returns from a pioneering near-space flight, completely intact physically but apparently dead. EMBED (for wordpress.com hosted blogs and archive.org item tags) Want more? • Nice job on the prop trombone that constantly shoots spit. Once Upon a Honeymoonis also the title of a 1942 film starring Cary Grant and Ginger Rogers. Everyone here has the right to their opinion. • For the record, the stretch between the end of season six and the beginning of season seven was 243 days (more than eight months! Turkey Day(s) The footage was later revealed to have been a hoax. • We are proud to point you to our EXCLUSIVE season-seven continuation of the Amazing Colossal Episode Guide, here on this site. 701 - Night of the Blood Beast At the time of this episode, Tipper Gore was the wife of Vice President Al Gore. 6. This page summarizes video tape and DVD releases of episodes of the show. Flag this item for. Sadly this sometimes succeeds in bringing out the worst in some of the rest of us until our moderator has to step in and tell us to knock it off, be polite, and not “back-and-forth” in a hostile manner. Right, because, you know, all women look alike, clearly. Gone from the season six list of writers are Frank Conniff and Mike Dodge. 4 parts Parfait Amour. This was the short that taught me never to drink water while watching MST3k. Turkey Day bumpers A jingle writer's honeymoon is derailed when he is forced to write a tune overnight while his new bride fantasizes about redecorating their home with telephones in Once Upon a Honeymoon (1956). • Crow’s solo is the same song — “Getting Sentimental Over You” — that our hero plays at the end of Mr. B Natural. Once Upon a Honeymoon (1956): 8 out of 10: Of all the shorts features on Mystery Science Theater 3000 this has to be one of my favorites. Then in Night of the Blood Beast (1958), an astronaut recovering from a rocket crash discovers that … • The opening is fun and breezy, with poor Gypsy trying to make sense of M&tB as they spout endless sports cliches. E.G. I will admit that kind of pettiness makes me avoid this site, sometimes. Cast 1. • I want to address what happened in the fan base when Pearl arrived and the whole dynamic in Deep 13 changed. Over the series’ run the bots evolved more complex personalities, especially Gypsy. Thad: A reference to the Monty Python's Flying Circus sketch "Blancmanges Playing Tennis" from the show's seventh episode. Jann and Ellen McDonough are both gone from the “post-production coordination” job and in their place are Wendell and Brad. ShortÂ Director The regular episode: Think about it. The letter included pictures of each of the robots, and the drawing of Crow was labeled “Art.” When Pearl calls Crow “Art,” it’s a reference to that. So please don’t feed the troll. November 23, 2017November 26, 2020 • The stuffing vs. potatoes bit is very funny. • If the movie’s scenery looks familiar, it should: Yes, this was another movie featuring exterior shots done in Bronson Canyon. Very strong and a great start to this all-too-short season. • Callback: “The Beast of Yucca Flats.” We have a regular poster who is often knowledgeable and erudite, but frequently goes off his meds and turns into an evil alter-ego that seems to exist just to bring up bad feelings in everybody else here. Stinger: “Wounded animal that large isn’t good”. Because Patton wasn’t trying to kill EricJ? Read them! Advanced embedding details, examples, and help! • Although Dr. F would be browbeaten and henpecked by Pearl — to the dismay of some fans (see below) — this season, the two also seem to work reasonably well together in this episode, working together to defeat the unpleasant guests. Mark Pakula Recommended for you The Turkey Day host segments were directed by Jim Mallon. • The whole “Steves” running gag was funny and all, but there was only one character in the movie named Steve. 702 - The Brute Man. It is so cheerful. This episode was originally broadcast on Thanksgiving day with a string of related host segments. Fans were jonesing bad. AHAHAHAHA!” almost exactly like he does in the opening of “MST3K:TM.” Well, apparently some little kid saw that, didn’t get the Jackie Gleason reference, and assumed that Crow’s name was actually Art. Won’t we? In fact, when he got to Crow, he got so into the Jackie Gleason premise that he introduced Crow as “Art Crow!” much as Gleason would yell “Art Carney!” when introducing his long-time co-star. Producer and story writer Gene Corman was also the producer of “Attack of the Giant Leeches.” Director Bernard L. Kowalski also worked on “Giant Leeches.” Cinematographer John Nicholaus worked on “Giant Leeches” and “High School Big Shot.” Editor Jodie Copelan worked on “Ring of Terror” and “Laserblast.” Editor Richard Currier also worked on “The Unearthly.” Makeup guy Harry Thomas also worked on “The Unearthly,” “High School Big Shot,” “The Mad Monster,” “Project Moon Base,” “Bride of the Monster,” “Invasion USA” and “Racket Girls.” Production Manager Jack Bohrer also worked on “Giant Leeches” and was assistant director on “Teenage Caveman” and “Viking Women and the Sea Serpent.” Art director Dan Haller also worked “Giant Leeches” and “The Girl in Lovers Lane.” Prop master Karl Brainard also worked on “It Conquered the World,” “Teenage Caveman,” “The Undead” and “The She Creature.” Sound guy Herman Lewis also worked on “Teenage Caveman,” “Viking Women and the Sea Serpent” and “Mitchell.” Score composer Alexander Laszlo also worked on “Giant Leeches,” “Manhunt in Space” and “Crash of Moons.” In other words, there were a lot of new faces. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Trace Beaulieu XVI.” • A couple of times they make a reference to “undercupping.” Visit this site, for an explanation of what that term means. • I had forgotten Pearl’s hilarious “Turkey Surprise” recipe: “Bake at 200 degrees for one hour and then rub with a turtle.” Brilliant. share. Once Upon a Honeymoon, the marriage one, and the freaky auto show one can keep me laughing for hours. Meanwhile, a charming reporter is following them. Gower Champion So let’s try not to make dad come downstairs. Periodic reminder: we can just ignore him. Quoted from from the song "The Joker" by the Steve Miller Band. Beez was also an intern for the first two episodes of the season. What turned Mike-haters off was the general arrogance of M&tB in the riffing, ie., “Sheesh, gotta sit through THIS thing, let’s get it over with”, which made them think the viewers would love seeing the Mads embarrass themselves in the segs every chance they got. (The stretch between seasons 7 and 8 was the longest.). 5: Dr. F is unhappy until he hears piano stylings of Michael Feinstein. Episode guide: 701 and 701T- Night of the Blood Beast (with short: ‘Once Upon a Honeymoon’) Posted by Sampo, on March 9th, 2017 Short: (1956) While her songwriter husband struggles with a difficult tune, a newlywed dreams of redecorating her house with phones. Mystery Science Theater 3000 is an American TV show which aired between 1988 and 1999, and began a new series in 2017. Let me lay it out for you. OK everybody. Mark has thick dark hair and a square jaw. For the win! Intro: Dr. F. has a traumatic trombone recital, but Crow shines Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. February 3, 1996 I wonder if “Goldenrod” has any connection to Goldenrod road near Orlando. With Ginger Rogers, Cary Grant, Walter Slezak, Albert Dekker. Once Upon a Honeymoon, the marriage one, and the freaky auto show one can keep me laughing for hours. Directed by Leo McCarey. A songwriter's wife, frustrated about not having a honeymoon with her husband for a year after their marriage due to his work schedule, fantasizes about new home decor with matching colored phones, with the help of a fey bespectacled angel. And, hey! • Of course, we have new theme song lyrics, mostly involving changing the personal pronouns from plural to singular, reflecting the departure of Frank. 1 part simple syrup. For me, as long as it was still funny, the changes in characters were fine. The reason I even have a sense of humour is because of MST3K. Then in Night of the Blood Beast (1958), an astronaut recovering from a rocket crash discovers that alien embryos have been implanted in his abdomen. Some felt it was an uncharacteristically mean-spirited riff. • According to our records, the host segments, that debuted on Nov. 23, 1995, ran three more times, on Dec. 2 (at 5 p.m.), Dec. 3 (at 10 a.m.) and Dec. 4 (at 2 a.m.). 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